SOSSEN’S LAW’S
1. The quickest way to get something done is to do something. Anything. Action begets action.
2. In politics, anybody who’s a ‘dyed in the wool’ anything is probably only dead from the neck up. It is not possible for an intelligent human being to be conservative or liberal on every issue.
3. Sometime, in the not too distant future, all previously known class distinctions, ie; lower class, middle class and upper classes, will have disappeared and we’ll be left with only two classes; sue-ors and sue-ees, and all lawyers will have achieved full employment.
4. Every monkey see’s the jungle from its own limb.
5. Some people are so smart they’ll die stupid.
6. Knowing what to say is usually less important than knowing what NOT to say.
7. A knee-jerk reaction usually starts with a jerk.
8. There are only two kinds of problems in the world; those you can do something about and those you can’t.
9. Sadly, some people will go to their graves believing that a crooked line is the shortest distance between two points.
10. Remember, mediocrity is excellence to the mediocre. The God we serve is not mediocre; we are called to strive for excellence.
